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EPEEN Meter, Neural Interfaces, and lots of Walruses

by Tachyon on Thu. 01. April 2010, 13:34

Filed under: april fools, armory


I just visited the armory, and found out my character turned into a Tuskar
Walruses like tuna, good thing that both professions of all players are now fishing. If you check your achievements feed, everybody can now see that you ninja'd all your items and cheesed your achievements.

Not only that, but Blizzard presented the introduction of a long-awaited feature.
The new EPEEN (Equipment Potency EquivalencE Number) feature will render ilvl and Gearscore checks obsolete.

Also visit the Blizzard Store to order the new Battle.Net Neural Interface. Not only will you be able to steer your char with your brain waves, the immersion will be total, and you get a new ingame pet with it!
Quote:
Once this neural link is formed, do not attempt to remove the Battle.net Neural Interface for any reason. Blizzard Entertainment is not liable for any temporary or permanent loss of brain function as a result of improper use of the Battle.net Neural Interface.
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Tough and durable - Lasts for months, and replacement is theoretically possible.

Comes in pink, Gray and Black, but is already sold out, despite the price of $14'999.-
Good thing I preordered mine last week

If you can' afford the $15k neural interface, you may instead want to visit the Diablo III shop instead and pimp your car's GPS with the Deckard Cain GPS Voice Pack. Or but a Diablo III X-Treme Gamer Blanket or Body Pillow.

Pimp my Ride!

by Tachyon on Wed. 01. April 2009, 18:38

Filed under: april fools, fun, diablo3

Don't miss this year's April Fools prank: Pimping your mount with racing stripes, huge spoilers, a sound system and extra wings!



Like last year, Blizzard hasn't forgotten to add April Fools features for their upcoming games, such as Diablo III:



Diablo III introduces the Archivist class, with awesome abilities like Shush and Quest Bolt!

Don't miss the video footage and the funny Radial Dialogue Tree screenshot!
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